Maybe God's Dyslexic
Greed, war, and avarice
This world defies analysis
Backwards, twisted round
Broken, shattered on the ground
It’s on its head, everything’s been flipped
This production’s going way off script
But I got a thought that I submit to you
Just putting this there out for your review
Lots of people think that God’s perplexing
But here’s another thought: maybe God’s dyslexic
Could be God is dead and gone
Or maybe we’ve done something wrong
Maybe there’s no chosen race
And we’ve been put into our place
It made sense back when it began
Now it’s looking like there is no plan
Or here’s a thought that I submit to you
Just putting this there out for your review
Philosophers looking for a hidden key
But here’s another thought - maybe God just has ADHD
(He just can’t seem to focus…)
But I got a thought that I submit to you
Just putting this there out for your review
God has been around for millennia
Could it be that he just has dementia?
(He’s getting pretty old you know…)
(Maybe he’s just having trouble keeping it all straight anymore…)
(It would explain a whole lot…)